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Santa Claus IS a STALKER!! 3

Journal Entry: Tue Dec 24, 2013, 6:32 PM
Hi All!! Decided to wait til the last minute this year, but here it is! My Annual Santa Rant!

SANTA CLAUS IS A STALKER: 
I mean seriously...look at the clues: 
1. He sees you when you're sleeping 
2. He knows when you're awake 
3. He knows if you've been bad or good, 
And to top it off he's threatening people: 
You better watch out! 
You better not cry! 
You better not pout! ... Why? Santa Claus is coming to town! 
I mean really...from this statement I feel like I'll be killed or something if I cry or pout...I mean who in their right mind would tell children to watch out like watch your back-watch out unless Santa was a little homicidal...and of course, ‘He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.’...how can he possible be watching you and everyone else all the time, does he have nanny cams installed in everyone’s house or something?.. He goes around kissing people's moms like its nothing. He steals people's girlfriends/ladies. Why not just put the coal in their stockings like he said he would instead.
And you cant tell me he's not a pedophile...I mean seriously, he has kids sitting on his lap every year and he makes them tell him their heart’s desire [blackmail] and tells you that you have to be good to get the present... 
And don’t get me started on 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer'. That, my friends, is clearly attempted murder and kidnapping and negligence.... 
I’m surprised PETA hasn’t gone after him yet. Enslaving those poor reindeer and forcing them to pull his sleigh all night long, all over the world and forcing the one with a cold to be the one in front.
On top of all that, he's a serious clepto. I mean seriously. He's been stealing milk and cookies forever. He doesn't even leave an IOU. 
If that doesn’t scream negligent psycho stalker/pedophile/kidnapper/home-wrecking thief with control and embezzlement issues and homicidal tendencies, I don't know what does!
Now I know why some people speak of "Bad Santa"
--Kari Wynter:iconlildaynga::iconkari-style:


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My name's Kari, but everyone calls me 'KC'
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